The Free Land of Jsupat is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.609 billion Jsupatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jotaria. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jsupatian economy, worth 207 trillion Jaroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,002 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, Joseph is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jsupat's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jsupat is ranked 26,716^th in the world and 1,422^nd in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 19.85 average smiles per day.