The Republic of Joined is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.293 billion Joinedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The thriving Joinedian economy, worth 126 trillion baht a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,275 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,659 per year while the poor average 11,275, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Joined's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Joined is ranked 56,257^th in the world and 1,629^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 1.73 weapons per person.