The Republic of Joemallia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.531 billion Joemallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Joemallian economy, worth 94.8 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,928 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joemallia's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Joemallia is ranked 251,219^th in the world and 7,330^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.