The Holy Empire of Jerahmeel is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The quiet, industrious population of 612 million Jerahmeelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jerahmeelian economy, worth 26.9 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,942 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerahmeel's national animal is the porpoise.

Jerahmeel is ranked 178,624^th in the world and 4,046^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.