The Origineel Dronken Land of Jenever is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.624 billion Jeneverians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Jeneverian economy, worth 178 trillion Jeneverbeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,240 Jeneverbeses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,295 per year while the poor average 10,044, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jenever's national animal is the Juniperus communis, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jenever is ranked 255,641^st in the world and 213^th in Nederland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 10,044.09 Standard Monetary Units.