The Republic of Jasolace is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.692 billion Jasolaceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Jasolacean economy, worth 464 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,705 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasolace's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jasolace is ranked 83,112th in the world and 298th in Cainitium for Safest, scoring 89.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Jasolace, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Following new legislation in Jasolace, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
- : Jasolace was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Jasolace, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Jasolace, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Jasolace, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Jasolace was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Jasolace, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Jasolace, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Jasolace was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
