The Kingdom of Jarlok is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperador Lukaz Lutin with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.926 billion Jarlokians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volledorp. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The thriving Jarlokian economy, worth 262 trillion Fiduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,747 Fiduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

One complaint of Jarlok's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, the military has quashed a recent coup attempt, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarlok's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Jarlok is ranked 144,395^th in the world and 5,941^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 61.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.