The United Kingdom of Janissary is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Jamil the II with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.531 billion Janissarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raxa'. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Janissarian economy, worth 232 trillion Daylight Shards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,785 Daylight Shards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janissary's national animal is the Sunbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Janissary is ranked 29,764^th in the world and 15^th in Palatine for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.