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Longest Average Lifespans: 4,280thLowest Crime Rates: 4,286thHealthiest Citizens: 4,409th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Unity, Discipline, Work
Evelyn Watson
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Janesian

Population5.113 billion

CapitalSt Allcamclun
LeaderEvelyn Watson
FaithTheolism

CurrencyDenier
AnimalFalcon

The Federation of Janesian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evelyn Watson with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.113 billion Janesianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Allcamclun. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Janesianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,172 Deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autocrats are persona non grata, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and Janesianian diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janesian's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Theolism.

Janesian is ranked 12,392nd in the world and 741st in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,112.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 4,280thLowest Crime Rates: 4,286thHealthiest Citizens: 4,409thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,587thMost Inclusive: 4,805thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,179thHighest Food Quality: 5,470thMost Developed: 5,529thLargest Governments: 5,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,945thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,407thSmartest Citizens: 6,438thNicest Citizens: 6,478thSafest: 6,530thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,650thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,476thMost Cultured: 8,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,800thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,299thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,443rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,812thHighest Average Incomes: 10,979thMost Efficient Economies: 11,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,745thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,974thBest Weather: 13,736thTop
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Most Pacifist: 16,415thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,223rdMost Patriotic: 17,363rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,750thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,335th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Inclusive: 225th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 250th in the regionLargest Governments: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 260th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 266th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 303rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 348th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 356th in the regionNicest Citizens: 363rd in the regionSafest: 383rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 387th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 418th in the regionMost Cultured: 443rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 452nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 485th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 546th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 555th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 561st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 607th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 741st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 779th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 787th in the regionBest Weather: 812th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 873rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 972nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 980th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janesian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Janesian, Janesianian diplomacy is by the book.
  • : Following new legislation in Janesian, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Janesian's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Janesian, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Janesian, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Janesian, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Janesian, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Janesian's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Janesian, before Evelyn Watson all AI are equally undeserving of rights.

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