The JJJ of JJJ is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.615 billion JJJians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient JJJian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,133 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,272 per year while the poor average 32,749, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, many working fathers have never seen their children, and the statue in the Colbert Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JJJ's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JJJ is ranked 264,813^th in the world and 9,493^rd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.