The Republic of Isildurm is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.704 billion Isildurmians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The strong Isildurmian economy, worth 144 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,397 rubledollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,226 per year while the poor average 4,622, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Isildurm's national animal is the hawk.

Isildurm is ranked 57,547^th in the world and 428^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.