The Constitutional Monarchy of Iosnil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Verona Daynore I with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.407 billion Iosnilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilos. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iosnilian economy, worth 245 trillion Florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,932 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iosnil's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Iosnil is ranked 223,620^th in the world and 7,681^st in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.