The State of InteCentroAmericana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.453 billion InteCentroAmericanans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The very strong InteCentroAmericanan economy, worth 984 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 38,684 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, all tariffs have been abolished, deers are considered a delicacy, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. InteCentroAmericana's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

InteCentroAmericana is ranked 174,994^th in the world and 4^th in Juba for Safest, scoring 56.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.