Population | 5.643 billion |
Capital | Nouvelle Souveraineté |
Leader | Représentant Gabriel Proulx |
Faith | Reformed Christianity |
Currency | talent |
Animal | lamb |
The Theonomy of Inlumino is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Représentant Gabriel Proulx with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.643 billion Inluminoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouvelle Souveraineté. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Inluminoan economy, worth 695 trillion talents a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 123,322 talents, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 417,384 per year while the poor average 26,927, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.
The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, government officials who do an offal job get smoked, sweet-toothed Inluminoans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inlumino's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.
Inlumino is ranked 75,238th in the world and 1st in The Federation of Christian States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,469.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Inlumino published "L'organisation de l'État" (Factbook: Politics).
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, sweet-toothed Inluminoans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, Représentant Gabriel Proulx wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, it's best to decline if Représentant Gabriel Proulx offers to buy a round of drinks.
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, golden statues of lambs line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM".
- : Following new legislation in Inlumino, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.