The United Kingdom of Ingland is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.636 billion Inglandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Inglandian economy, worth 194 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,986 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,607 per year while the poor average 2,631, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ingland's national animal is the geordie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ingland is ranked 244,910^th in the world and 308^th in Eurth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.