The I of I of Ierilla is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.01 billion Ierillans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Ierillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion Nerds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,537 Nerds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, all beauty contests have been banned, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ierilla's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ierilla is ranked 281,507th in the world and 203rd in Nerdlandia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 26.36 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Ierilla, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
- : Ierilla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Ierilla, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
