The Red Sturdy Déu cardacabronàs of Ibrikkeizi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ibrikkeizi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.104 billion Ibrikkeizarns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ontretzenòbol. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ibrikkeizarn economy, worth 358 trillion gold aur brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,239 gold aur brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, Ibrikkeizi can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em". Crime is totally unknown. Ibrikkeizi's national animal is the pony cow brains, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gimnàs.

Ibrikkeizi is ranked 50,685^th in the world and 34^th in Isyiiara for Safest, scoring 102.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.