The Protectorate of IRHPP is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 349 million IRHPPians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The IRHPPian economy, worth 18.0 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,517 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,236 per year while the poor average 8,105, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in IRHPP' is a smash hit, public shaming is the bedrock of IRHPPian society, and the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. IRHPP's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

IRHPP is ranked 236,174^th in the world and 37^th in Morpheus for Largest Populations, with 349 million capita.