The Rogue Nation of IHaveNoIdea-landia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by One True Walrus with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 16.223 billion Walruses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walrussia. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient IHaveNoIdea-landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Seals a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,144 Seals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, One True Walrus's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and t-shirts displaying a photo of One True Walrus performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. IHaveNoIdea-landia's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

IHaveNoIdea-landia is ranked 32,221^st in the world and 2,121^st in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 71,466.87 Standard Monetary Units.