The Republic of Hunem is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Attila with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.703 billion Huns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intermarium. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth a remarkable 4,289 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 400,779 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hunem's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hunem is ranked 9,268^th in the world and 25^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,223.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.