The Municipality of Humacao is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.756 billion Humacaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The strong Humacaoan economy, worth 136 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 49,466 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humacao's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Humacao is ranked 182,899^th in the world and 7,558^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 489.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.