The High Queen's Might of Hugoslava is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Apinya Rune with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.009 billion Hugons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Hugon economy, worth 576 trillion Grivnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,566 Grivnas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,602 per year while the poor average 15,000, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hugoslava's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is no state religion.

Hugoslava is ranked 126,092^nd in the world and 2,190^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.58 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.