The Confederation of Republics of Huelistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Confederal Comissar Iósif Jrioukarin with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.427 billion Huelistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huelingrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Huelistani economy, worth a remarkable 4,639 trillion New Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 266,198 New Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Huelistan's hospitals, trains and passengers alike are often late, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Huelistan's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Huelistan is ranked 5,925^th in the world and 206^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,457.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.