The Federation of Honeywand is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.688 billion Honeywandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Honeywandian economy, worth 80.8 trillion Honeys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,866 Honeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, Honeywand has designated Honeywand City as its capital city, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown. Honeywand's national animal is the Candy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Honeywand is ranked 183,975^th in the world and 30^th in Hive for Largest Populations, with 1.69 billion capita.