The Holy Empire of HolyCathergians is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 695 million HolyCathergiansians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The strong HolyCathergiansian economy, worth 42.5 trillion Cronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 61,197 Cronas, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Divorce is illegal, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HolyCathergians's national animal is the Arch Angel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HolyCathergians is ranked 56,942^nd in the world and 3,050^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.