The Republic of Hizuru83 is a huge, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 785 million Hizuru83ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.3%.

The Hizuru83ian economy, worth 32.7 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,610 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, nobody likes bad boys any more, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hizuru83's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hizuru83 is ranked 129,119^th in the world and 6,336^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,483.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.