Population | 161 million |
Currency | pound |
Animal | animal |
The Kingdom of Henoch is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 161 million Henochites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Henochite economy, worth 2.98 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 18,479 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Organ donation is compulsory, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Henoch's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Henoch is ranked 84,271st in the world and 30th in Thegye for Most Patriotic, with 16.97 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Henoch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, they say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Henoch, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.