Population | 184 million |
Currency | Heinzen Dollar |
Animal | Orca |
The Federation of Heinzburke is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 184 million Heinzburkeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.
The powerhouse Heinzburkean economy, worth 15.0 trillion Heinzen Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,578 Heinzen Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heinzburke's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Heinzburke is ranked 258,165th in the world and 192nd in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heinzburke was endorsed by The Airistocracy of North Weeklingz.
- : Heinzburke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Heinzburke was endorsed by The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett.
- : Following new legislation in Heinzburke, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
- : Following new legislation in Heinzburke, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
- : Following new legislation in Heinzburke, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Heinzburke, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Heinzburke, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors.
- : Following new legislation in Heinzburke, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Heinzburke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 » Plasma, Zypheria, Suomalainem, Laniron, Pekichow, The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy, Levont, Antarctic SARNZ, Altino, Imperium of Josh, Kayestha, Dharitara, New Lablerith, Karagayan, Arcove, Shadow Stone, The Holy Goat, 555 clan, Edsmontik, Boston Harbor, Arocana, Bel Techia, Crpostran, Frankstonia, Wistenda, Oldom Urka, Co-Dairy, Middle Platypus, Ueladaria, Maleno, Aeraven, Leviathan Mammon Ea Asteorra, Avenel, Neo-Unova, Bridgett, and North Weeklingz.