The Republic of Heart is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Attila Brady with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.74 billion Heartians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The very strong Heartian economy, worth 265 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,026 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,232 per year while the poor average 12,369, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", nobody knows why the caged Raven sings, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Heart's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Heart is ranked 51,932^nd in the world and 10^th in Heart for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.