The Republic of Hawk95 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.457 billion Hawk95ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The Hawk95ian economy, worth 66.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,324 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk95's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hawk95 is ranked 123,891^st in the world and 2,362^nd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 907.74 on the Gilded Widget Scale.