The Republic of Hawk94 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.802 billion Hawk94ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The Hawk94ian economy, worth 74.3 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,210 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, third world countries are rich in "I Love Hawk94 City" t-shirts, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk94's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hawk94 is ranked 214,818^th in the world and 5,800^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 280.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.