The Republic of Hawk85 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.767 billion Hawk85ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hawk85ian economy, worth 98.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,437 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Hawk85 City as a backdrop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk85's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hawk85 is ranked 45,868^th in the world and 266^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 35.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.