The Republic of Hawk83 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.774 billion Hawk83ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The very strong Hawk83ian economy, worth 97.7 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,081 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cows with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and no one knows how to tie a reef knot. Crime is moderate. Hawk83's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hawk83 is ranked 81,993^rd in the world and 1,539^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,116.36 on the Gilded Widget Scale.