Population | 5.377 billion |
Capital | Rawama |
Leader | Masala Yavu |
Currency | Shes |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of Hassali is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Masala Yavu with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.377 billion Hassalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rawama. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hassalian economy, worth 950 trillion Sheses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,844 Sheses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hassali's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hassali is ranked 266,118th in the world and 9,466th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.68 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- : Hassali's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Hassali was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, the police insist that racism does not exist.
- : Following new legislation in Hassali, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.