The Empire of Hamronica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 31.686 billion Hamronicans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamronica City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hamronican economy, worth an astonishing 11,117 trillion wargs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 350,875 wargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the government is outsourcing itself, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hamronica's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamronica is ranked 104,363^rd in the world and 1,977^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,331.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.