The Republic of Hammyton is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 9.007 billion Hammytonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hammytonian economy, worth 326 trillion aaas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,264 aaas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hammyton's national animal is the aaa.

Hammyton is ranked 103,703^rd in the world and 35^th in Resuscitation for Most Patriotic, with 14.71 flags saluted per person per day.