The District of Hagarsvilla is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 37.519 billion Hagarsvillans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Hagarsvillan economy, worth 592 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Woodchip Exports and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 15,792 juno aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly atheist, Hagarsvilla has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Hagarsvilla in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hagarsvilla's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hagarsvilla is ranked 222,720^th in the world and 3^rd in Maryland for Most Patriotic, with 3.8 flags saluted per person per day.