The Rogue Nation of HaMinluk is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.146 billion HaiLuks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HaMoon. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving HaMinlukian economy, worth 533 trillion Dragon Scales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,681 Dragon Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HaMinluk's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

HaMinluk is ranked 288,117^th in the world and 6^th in Bisexual for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.44 kickbacks per hour.