The Republic of HJT91 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.155 billion HJT91ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse HJT91ian economy, worth 178 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,004 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the HJT91 City skyline, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HJT91's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
HJT91 is ranked 42,352nd in the world and 2,726th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 59,620.49 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HJT91 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the HJT91 City skyline.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
- : HJT91 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in HJT91, major cities run on potato batteries.
