The Republic of HJT386 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.307 billion HJT386ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong HJT386ian economy, worth 73.5 trillion liberatuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,209 liberatuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HJT386's national animal is the griffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

HJT386 is ranked 131,682^nd in the world and 6,326^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.58 law-abiding acts per hour.