The Republic of HJT381 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.389 billion HJT381ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.

The strong HJT381ian economy, worth 90.9 trillion liberatuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,416 liberatuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HJT381's national animal is the griffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

HJT381 is ranked 154,618^th in the world and 7,970^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.