The Republic of HJT287 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.525 billion HJT287ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The HJT287ian economy, worth 58.7 trillion liberatuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,463 liberatuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. HJT287's national animal is the griffin, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
HJT287 is ranked 83,462nd in the world and 2,728th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.59 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HJT287 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Stationary, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : HJT287's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in HJT287, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in HJT287, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice.
- : Following new legislation in HJT287, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in HJT287, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in HJT287, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
- : HJT287 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in HJT287, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in HJT287, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
