The Constitutional Monarchy of HJT134 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 1.899 billion HJT134ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The powerhouse HJT134ian economy, worth 183 trillion kyats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,577 kyats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as HJT134 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HJT134's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

HJT134 is ranked 50,604^th in the world and 3,104^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 52,159.33 Standard Monetary Units.