The Republic of HJT113 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.987 billion HJT113ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The thriving HJT113ian economy, worth 164 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,885 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,516 per year while the poor average 12,187, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, a serf by any other name works just as hard, and Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. HJT113's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HJT113 is ranked 248,149^th in the world and 10,657^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 12,187.72 Standard Monetary Units.