The Holy Empire of HGJD is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hirohito with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.43 billion HGJDians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tupizm. The average income tax rate is 51.0%.

The strong HGJDian economy, worth 161 trillion Хиджадсs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,288 Хиджадсs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HGJD's national animal is the КОТЯК, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Minecraft.

HGJD is ranked 273,635^th in the world and 10,215^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.