The Republic of H2aon is a massive, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.119 billion H2aonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient H2aonian economy, worth 178 trillion second best currencies a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 84,042 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H2aon's national animal is the two, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

H2aon is ranked 171,961^st in the world and 2,580^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 2.12 billion capita.