The Republic of Guaranitica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Trochi with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.136 billion Guaraniticans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvia. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guaranitican economy, worth 859 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,395 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, a degree in Trochi Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is almost non-existent. Guaranitica's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guaranitica is ranked 23,501^st in the world and 1^st in Prudentia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 105.87 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.