The Republic of Greyfey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Solaire Hei with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.343 billion Greyfeyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voidfog. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Greyfeyian economy, worth 651 trillion Scratches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 26,744 Scratches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and tourists visit Greyfey to mass-moon Greyfeyian politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greyfey's national animal is the faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greyfey is ranked 242,337^th in the world and 8,755^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.2 weapons per person.