The Republic of Graudins is a massive, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 3.814 billion Graudinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grudziądz. The average income tax rate is 57.5%.

The Graudinsian economy, worth 169 trillion thalers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,440 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Graudins, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graudins's national animal is the bull, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Graudins is ranked 132,453^rd in the world and 2,536^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 780.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.