The Republic of Governors is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 6.288 billion Governorsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Governorsian economy, worth 274 trillion regions a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,607 regions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,813 per year while the poor average 3,774, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Governors's national animal is the black hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Governors is ranked 187,188^th in the world and 6,988^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.15 kickbacks per hour.